They could set the new ad on a beach, maybe?
[ B.O.Y.S.: Boys On Your Screen (The Message Board) ] Written by Sensitive Stephen am 14 May 2001 11:31:11:
As an answer to: Re: I still want to know written by Hopeful am 14 May 2001 05:30:50:
SCENE: Daniel (walking along a beach in his Speedo).
VOICEOVER: BANKS ARE LIKE GRAINS OF SAND. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND ARE ALL THE SAME.
(Daniel stumbles and falls. He has tripped over another boy who is sunbathing in the sand. It's Sam, also clad in a Speedo.)
VOICEOVER: ONCE IN A RARE WHILE, YOU HAPPEN TO FIND A PEARL OF GREAT QUALITY HALF-BURIED IN THE SAND.
Sam looks up at Daniel and says: HEY! THAT'S *MY* VOICE YOU'RE USING! GIVE IT THE HELL BACK TO ME!
Daniel: HOW ABOUT IF I TRADE YOU SOMETHING FOR IT? YOU EVER HEAR OF "Krámpack"?
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Now you know why I'd never make it as an advertising executive!
--Sensitive Stephen